Meat Gazer

A female/male who stares at men's packages and try to image the size of it.

I was doing a presentation for work and this meat gazer was at the front row looking at my package. WTH!?!?!?!

by Bose21 September 10, 2016

Geezer gazer

A younger person who goes after old men.

That girl is a geezer gazer

by Rick Cheddar April 19, 2017

present giver

someone who gives presents

you are a bad present giver.

by fsdkfhks February 26, 2017

Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017

Nature Gazer

Someone who appreciates the outdoors, and aspires to have fun in the great outdoors!

Wow, have you seen how often Ana goes to the Orange County Trails? She's such a nature gazer, she's always doing this kind of stuff!

by frenchi106 July 13, 2017

chow gazer

In basic training a chow gazer is one who takes food from the mess hall and hides it in his locker.

Look what we've got here, (as the drill instructor opens the unlocked foot locker) we have a chow gazer.

by The military boot July 19, 2017

Indian giver

Giving someone a gift but expecting it back when there is a falling out or if the gift is missed too much; the term originated with early European dealings with Native Americans when trade items were misinterpreted as gifts.

An old indian once gave me a scalp that he claimed had been in his family for 140 years and was taken off one of Custer's soldiers at the Battle of Little Big Horn, but the fucking Parire Nigger was an indian giver and demanded that I give it back after an antique dealer told him it was probably worth a couple of thousand dollars.

by meandawg November 15, 2017