Ghetto Stomp

The act of crushing one with your foot, and screaming out, " GHETTO STOMP!"

I'll ghetto stomp your stupid ass if you don't pay up.

by ryan September 30, 2004

Ghetto Pebbles

A cereal for ghetto, black people. Looks like Fruity Pebbles but with ghetto shapes in it.

Bob: Hey dude, have you tried that new cereal Ghetto Pebbles?
Billy: No. Is it any good?
Bob: Hell yeah! I feel so ghetto and black when I eat it though!

by ScaryPizzaVagina May 12, 2010

Franchise-Ghetto

A cluster of at least a half-dozen nationally recognized chain eateries, hotels and retail stores. They are located in suburban areas and in rural regions at the crossings of two or more major highways. Franchise-ghettos thrive in areas of low population density that have heavy motor vehicle traffic. They generate lots of revenue but sap local communities of originality and commercial diversity, giving thousands of American communities a bland sense of sameness.

The "Goodman Rd @ I-55 Corridor" is a massive franchise-ghetto located in the suburban Memphis cities of Southaven & Horn Lake. This area of only one square-mile features an Applebee's, Arby's, Baskin Robbins, Best Western, Buffalo Wild Wings, Burger King, Chick-Fil-A, Chuck E Cheese's, Courtyard By Marriot, Cracker Barrel, Crystal's Hamburgers, Drury Inn, Dunkin Donuts, Edible Arrangements, Firehouse Subs, Five Guys Burgers, Golden Corral, Hampton Inn, Hardee's, Hilton Garden Inn, Holiday Inn Express, Home2 Suites, IHOP, KFC, Logan's Roadhouse, Longhorn Steakhouse, McDonald's (x2), Motel 6, O'Charley's, Olive Garden, On The Border, Outback Steakhouse, Popeye's Chicken, Red Lobster, Residence Inn, Sonic, Starbuck's (x2), Steak 'n Shake, Subway (x2), Taco Bell, TGI Friday's and Wendy's.

by LeighRay November 6, 2017

ghetto week

The second week in a bimonthly pay period before you get paid again ie. You get paid on the 1st and the 15th of the month, the 8th through the 15th is ghetto week because by the 7th all your money is spent.

Shutup and eat you some ramen boy, you know damn well its ghetto week

by prepayafterdark February 22, 2011

ghetto pina

A ghetto pina colada. Made from pineapple juice and coconut rum.

Sometimes pronounced "ghetto pino"

I didn't feel like pulling out the blender, so I had a ghetto pina.

by GuybrushThreepwoodMightyPirate April 10, 2010

Ghetto Trifle

A Ghetto Trifle is a Jaffa Cake that has been injected with small amount of absinthe by pipette into the sponge section.

The Ghetto trifle is best eaten in one go. (Full moon for those who remember the advert)
For some reason this odd combination works. It's not enough to get you pissed but it definitely gives you a little boost.
For those party people with a sophisticated palette.
How this came about know one really knows but legend says the plants told our ancestors how to do it.

by Rummage kerfuffle December 21, 2019

ghetto cricket

The sound a smoke detector makes when a new battery is needed

Your ghetto cricket needs its battery changed.

by anonymous February 18, 2023