building the fort

A term describing the current coronavirus related panic buying craze where one buys enough toilet paper and other things to build a fort.

A possible code phrase to let people know that a family member went shopping crazy.

Bro, Cody's mom went full crazy and started building the fort!

Damn, how much tp did she buy?

by PenguinSlideMaster March 16, 2020

Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from Fort Worth. The first was a tuxedo Coon born in 2023. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their provider in check. They are also known as Tex Coons.

That Fort Coon really abuses its humyn.

by chaivalla March 27, 2024

Polynesian Pillow Fort

The act of resting breasts on your head. And having the breasts ejaculated onto as you try to catch the ejaculate in your mouth.

Roy and Jess let me participate in a Polynesian pillow fort last night.

by Flymtasm November 6, 2022

Fort Plain, Ny

Wants to be a hood so bad. Drugs and alcohol are a common activity, kids born there develop facial hair by age 3, the water is greatly polluted with lead and aids, and it is only a matter of time until all then buildings collapse in in themselves. People who live there are often referred on as “ pants” because they are full of shit 24/7.

If you want to live in Fort Plain, Ny, Don’t.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

Fuck fort

When you put a blankie over your bean bag to have sex under without others seeing

Let’s have sex in our fuck fort, it’s safer there.

by BeansNotBeans November 19, 2021

Fort laudy

A name brand of expensive cloth but make you shine and look good

Fort laudy soaking up the sun

by Dick harper March 14, 2018

Fort Nigger

This is a small resort town inuit people go to on the southern coast of Victoria island split between the Canadians territories. And don't fret this name doesn't derive from a very offensive term it is named after the Niggerairo Tribe of Northern Canada much like the great slave lake isn't named after the slave trade. This resort was founded by the Bull Family specially Steven and Grace Bull. This place is notorious for mass bear rapings and has been a very hot topic on the news recently due to the animal cruelty. Peta has sued this place and it will soon file chapter 110 bankruptcy because it has suffered 109 bankruptcies before. Come before it closes.

Esikmo: Hey Bob I'm going with the wife and the whale blubber to Fort Nigger for the Moon celebration.
Another Esikmo: Well, that sounds really fun. Just don't forget your baby walruses and your insulin shots.

by Mongolian Enthusiast January 10, 2025