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Shame Fapping

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.
by Frankie Ballsack January 26, 2022
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fag shame

What the enlightened homosexual feels after realizing that the ‘gay pride’ propaganda was all a sham, and that homosexuals are indeed inferior to heterosexuals.
Proud? How can I be proud? All I feel is fag shame.
by J Stevens September 25, 2006
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walk of shame

whenever a female sleeps with a guy and in the morning she has to walk out of his place looking like a hoe
by Sophia January 30, 2003
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Name Shame

The unfortunate title associated with having inconsiderate parents who doom their offspring to a lifetime of shame and embarrassment due to the ridiculous names given to them at birth.
Such unfortunate people exist such as: North West, Moon Unit Zappa, Dweezil Zappa to name a few.

Another example of a near miss Name Shame event.
At the hospital shortly after their new son is born Bula Bawls says her her husband "Dick, we can't do that to our new son naming him after your grandfather."
Dick thinks about this for a minute and says, "Bula, you're probably right. I can picture the teacher calling attendance on the first day of school if by that unfortunate chance there's two Harry's in the class. When both boys raise their hands after being called and the teacher sees this I can picture her saying, "ah, how nice, we have pair of Harry Bawls in the class this year."" Later that day, Richard N. Bawls and Bula Bawls leave the hospital still thinking about a nice non Name Shame name for their new son.
by Richard N. Bawls June 11, 2015
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Gibbon's Shame

"The Gibbon's Shame" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To perform the Gibbon's Shame, climb to the top of the forest canopy and drape your vine near the banana tree.
Dr. Livingston's numerous expeditions into the Zambian jungle had no scientific merit and were really just meditations on The Gibbon's Shame.
by boat butter January 15, 2009
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Makeup shaming

When you shame someone for the amound of makeup they wear
Boy: tone down the makeup a bit, you're pretty without it
Girl: i just love makeup, your makeup shaming me
by Uh idk my name March 26, 2017
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shame shelf

Supermarket food reduced price area where goods are reduced in price. Usually near the best before or expiry date.
I got some great bargains from the supermarket shame shelf today.
by Metalworks October 29, 2020
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