Flopsicle

Jen: "Did you end up going home with John last night?"
Karen: "Yeah. But it was a total bummer. We didnt have sex because his penis was a flopsicle all night."
Jen: "Yeah I hate when they cant get it hard!"

by yumyzombieparts December 1, 2011

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Fools Gold

A bowl of resin that is covered with kif in order to trick your friends.

My friend frowned as he realized that he was smoking fools gold.

by Bound to the flo October 27, 2009

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foopalooting

this is NOT the correct word for this practice. The correct word is MUNG. Yes it is the act of munging. Get your shit straight

I went munging last night and had to eat most of her large intestine.

by bob May 13, 2005

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Foop

A combination between the words fuck and poop. It's more sophisticated than fuck, but not as juvenile as poop. Generally used to express shock or disdain.

Mel-"People are actually reading our entry!"
Maggie-"Really? What the foop?!"

or

Johnny- "Man, I got an F on the test! What the foop?!"

by thehoodedmongeese September 6, 2009

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foodstamp baby

A baby, usually black or of another minority group, whose parents are on foodstamps. Foodstamp babies grow up on massive amounts of kool-aid, watermelon and chicken. Foodstamp babies cry a lot because they learn at a very young age that their parents are a burden to society.

John: "See that lady that just came through my line with $500 worth of chicken and watermelon? Of course she paid with foodstamps and her foodstamp baby wouldn't stop crying."
Ron: "Goddamn foodstamp babies."

by john-stump December 18, 2011

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foop

A less offensive word to replace a widely used swear word starting with the same letter. Originated from television when swear words are bleeped out. Also used for people/persons who's name(s) has been surpressed in court.

You're a motherfoopin towel!
What the foop did you just do to my household insurance?!
The woman who allegedly raped the kitten was foop MCfoop.
Foop I shouldn't swear anymore.

by ravenhiss September 14, 2003

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