Flutes

AMAZING. INSTRUMENTS.

BETTER THAN CLARINETS.

Person 1: hi I play flutes
Person 2: I play clarinet
Person 3: person 1 is amazing. person 2………..

by Erika&Zamira&Red February 14, 2023

Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.

You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.

by Chavvvy June 21, 2018

Fluting

When you blow a males penis to the side and twiddle our fingers across the mans penis, like how you would play a flute.

"You like sucking? Well I like fluting. I love to flute. It is so sexy!"

by FlutatiousBaby February 20, 2018

Kentucky Flute Destroyer

When one male puts pancake mix, breadcrumbs, and boiling fryer oil on another man’s penis then proceeds to suck it off.

I can’t do anything tonight, my jhonson is still healing from the Kentucky Flute Destroyer David gave me last night.

by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

bamboo flute

An instrument origined from china that made of bamboo.
The sound is so beautiful that you will love when first listen.

YuXunFa,a great master in china, he and the bamboo flute melt into one.

by gcpclinical April 18, 2019

Fag Flute

An Australian colloquialism for a vaping device. The abriviation for Faggot Flute. Originally exclaimed by Dan Louis, the possessive noun 'Fag Flute' was created. Referring to a vape; a hand held nicotine product, the term was coined. Carrying a negative connotation towards vaping the euphemism fag flute can be used to shame a user of a vaping device.

Oi bruz chuck us the fag flute.
Levi stop sucking on that fag flute.

by Dan Louis July 2, 2023