flat waffle

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.

Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."

by Djsjakrwkaof March 14, 2017

foot flat

go as fast as you can go

foot flat on the gas!

by jawg June 20, 2010

singing flat

Singing slightly off-note. When this happens in published work (e.g. YouTube videos, CD's, etc.) most of the audience doesn't even notice, but people with a strong sense of pitch (most notably, perfect pitch) can easily notice this.

"Mark made such an awesome cover, don't you agree?"
"What do you mean? He was singing flat the entire song."

by Gazotey October 7, 2017

flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.

Bro I got flat monkeyed the other day.

by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017

Flat pedals

The type of pedal used by inferior cyclists that think there cool but in reality are much slower and are afraid of being attached to their bike because they suck

"Flat pedals win medals"
"make sure you never ask me to ride with you again"

by Supreme Boi February 6, 2017

huck to flat

Jumping or dropping to flat with a hard landing. Normally it’s a big jump or drop and your suspension bottoms out.

That huck to flat hurt my ankle.

by fysvio[jkhk September 4, 2020

Flat Egg

A member of the Thoha tribe, and a superior being of the bird-like Chozo race. Often mistaken by his nickname "Quiet Robe".

"I thought you were called Quiet Robe?"

"Nah fam, my name Flat Egg"

by Iron Egg November 23, 2021