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Flat Rate

Flat rate is a method of payment used by auto manufactures, dealerships and independent repair facilities whereby every repair has an assigned time value. Better technicians prefer to be paid this way as it rewards experience and speed. Also commonly known as book time.
Wow Pete did I just see you replace that engine in just a few hours? Sure did Joe. I beat the shit out of "Flat Rate" by doing it in 5 hours! My next paycheck is gonna be huge!
by Self made man November 2, 2013
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flat is justice

Used as a defense when someone calls you a pedophile for liking "underage" anime girls, or loli. Can also be used when arguing about what breast size is best, uncommon though.
Person 1: Dude she looks like she's 12
Person 2: Flat is justice
Person 1: What
by Lolicon Man February 1, 2018
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Flat tire

by Antistheoneandonly December 17, 2014
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flat-headed

slow, not smart. Not stupid, just not quick on the uptake.
I closed in for a kiss, but ed was a bit flat-headed and failed to pick up my cue.
by henrysfeelingfine January 5, 2007
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Flat Earth Society

Government controlled so called society. There is two online FES site as wwwtheflatearthsociety.org and www.tfes.org and both are under control of government.
It is structured to humiliate believers. Some kind of false flag. For example:
Believer: If there is a space, why don't vacuum affect doesn't swallow all of the atmospher?
Non believer: Fuck you bitch. You have no brain on your head.
Believer: clicks to complaint button and announces the post as "insult".
Mod: Guys, do not fight.

Believer: This stupid is constantly insulting me.
Flat Earth Society Mod: You have taken 1 month ban for insult. (believer has been banned)
by Intikam June 29, 2017
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Flat Oner

A term used when people choose to go to bed early and don't go out on nights out with the rest of the house, commonly misunderstood as an insult this is a term which has no maliciousness behind it.
Examples of a flat oner would include the girls in flat one, Rebecca, Jo, Gabriella, Charlotte and Kirsteen
by house 37 January 19, 2011
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flat top drop

It's the woman's version of the the tea bag drop. When a woman is laying on her back and the other woman places her vagina on that woman's face.
by DErekd March 6, 2014
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