A handcrafted woodwind instrument known for its deep, haunting tone and curved, asymmetrical design. Originating from an obscure luthier Calab II.
"I swear the lights flickered when she said that: Someone’s playing Calab’s flute tonight."
"Wow bro, you're playing Calab's flute like a pro"
"Wow bro, you're playing Calab's flute like a pro"
by Calabo May 7, 2025

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

by Prada21 December 9, 2024

After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.
by anonymous July 5, 2024

The act of rubbing hot sauce on ones lip before performing oral sex on a man. This causes the man's penis to burn and become red. The oral performer is now in the orchestra as the angry flute player and while the man screams his operatic whails of seduction.
"I really pissed off Carla last night. She gave me an angry flute and my neighbors all clapped after the performance"
by Lil Bwow Wow July 4, 2022

Indeterminable noises made by a member of two different ethnic groups. Typically spurred by an intense argument or conversation.
by Plumbers Pipe September 30, 2020
