good old fashioned country ass whooping 

To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.

Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.

In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.

good old fashioned country ass whooping by I love Liepaja November 10, 2010

a nice 'ol fashioned

To have someone to you Jack you off. instead of doing it Yourself.

guy: my girlfriend gave me a nice 'ol fashioned last night

a nice 'ol fashioned by dub el December 2, 2010

fashionality 

1. one's personality expressed in their clothing, 'fashion personality'
2. one's nationality expressed in their clothing, 'fashion nationality

1. "You have such fashionality! So cute!"

2. Schoolgirls in Hong Kong have a more Asian fashionality.

fashionality by Cait D. September 27, 2005

fashionation 

To have a fascination with someone's fashion sense which does not necessarily mean you like or dislike.

Could also describe a fascination with fascism. Such as the fascination with fascist fashion.

I have a fashionation with her outfit.

What has she got on? I don't know if I like it, but I do have a fashionation with that.

fashionation by aclm November 11, 2009

Gambler’s Old Fashioned 

Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.

Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.

I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.

I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.

Gambler’s Old Fashioned by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

Flashion 

To be a trend-setter in the fashion world.

That guy in the neon pink hat is flashion, everyone will want one in a week.

Flashion by TheFlashion July 15, 2011

FUSHIONLESS 

Old Scottish word meaning ineffectual or lacking in fushion. Mean lacking in energy or drive.

That fat guy over there is fushionless until he sees a pie and goes for it.

FUSHIONLESS by magshs May 14, 2013