Faffing around in Car Parks, or Parking Lots. For some reason, a proportion of drivers are unable to make simple choices about where to park their car in a Car Park. One often witnesses said drivers spending minutes driving around a totally empty Car Park before eventually deciding on which space they want to park in, only to change their minds again. These persistent farpers are a plague on society, but even often superior drivers can occasionally find themselves farping, suddenly unable to choose between two identically beneficial car parking spaces.
The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.
The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.
"I hate shopping with you, you farp around so much trying to park!"
"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"
"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"
"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"
"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"
by Bauul Ben August 4, 2007
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The planting of nuts and bolts, in the hopes of growing strong midgets to work as munchkins and fight the evil courageous lion!!
by William Shaklefurd March 28, 2007
Get the midget farming mug.The act of online gaming for many hours without end. Origination came out of my friends playing Farm Ville and Farm Town on Facebook for hours on end and doing nothing else productive.
Whenever these people are playing ANY game, they can be said they are farming.
Whenever these people are playing ANY game, they can be said they are farming.
Me: Yo Bill, you farming again?
Bill: Nope, playing WoW..
Me: Farm it up bitch!
Me: Kevin doesn't do sh*t, dude farms all day long.
Other: He's actually playing something else.
Me: Whatever, guy is farming, just deal with it and move on...
Bill: Nope, playing WoW..
Me: Farm it up bitch!
Me: Kevin doesn't do sh*t, dude farms all day long.
Other: He's actually playing something else.
Me: Whatever, guy is farming, just deal with it and move on...
by FuckaRound April 11, 2010
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