Fap Attack

The act of fapping vigorously multiple times in a short period of time.

Dude 1: Dude my dick hurts.
Dude 2: Bro why?
Dude 1: Fap Attack

by CorkscrewBob December 11, 2012

Fap Fodder

Something you will use to masturbate to later.

"I looked up and her tits were right in my face. This is going to be great fap fodder for MONTHS!

by onewetleg September 19, 2011

Fap Magnet

a girl, porn or animal this so hot he/she attracts fapping

did you see lisa? she's such a Fap Magnet

by RyuuKage January 16, 2009

Fap Attack

A sudden urge to fap, usually after seeing something insanely hot. Most fap attack sufferers cool their urges with loli. The normal fap-attack-fap yields 1-2 gallons of semen at a time, sometimes up to 3.

/b/tard 1: OMFG I just had a epic fap attack, more lolis plz
/b/tard 2: ur gonna get v& lolz
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by Nymphrix December 9, 2008

FAP

FAP stands for www.findapix.com, a popular picture rating site, as well as a person's picture on www.findapix.com

1. Hey, I saw your FAP, you look nice.
2. Do you have FAP?

by kasparov March 13, 2004

Fap Farmer

Equivalent to a jackoff or a wanker. Also a term for masturbating excessively.

That dude is a total fap farmer.

by DangerCain March 11, 2015

Anti-fap

Something so wrong, so disgusting that you loose any motivation to masturbate.

Guy: I was surfing for porn yesterday when a picture of your grandma came up, talk about "Anti-fap"

by sir_snake May 31, 2011