When you take your wife to a restaurant with a large group and you end up sitting apart from each other. Then the waiter shows up, completely over booked and takes your wife’s order but she completely doesn’t give two craps about you or your order. She doesn’t even ask you, like you’re not even there with her. So now you’re waiting till the restaurant closes before you even get your food.
What the hell, how did she get her food already? “Babe, did you order for me? What do you mean no?” Man, my wife is such a BLUE FALCON!!
by FSDII October 16, 2021
Get the Blue Falcon mug.Much Better than a Golden Eagle... Located in the heart of Oklahoma, but able to fly anywhere with a day's notice and a tanker. Get's the job done in any location and in any capacity. Able to gain a deep look and provide tactics to those who need it. Semper Vigiles
by GoldenFalcon101 May 11, 2023
Get the Golden Falcon mug.Starts when a sports team has a huge lead for the majority of the game and it appears the game is going to be a blowout. When contracted, the leading team then allows the opposing team to catch up and ultimately win the game, typically in the last part of the game which may include overtime.
The most well known case of Falcons syndrome occurred when the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the fourth quarter of Super Bowl 51 against the New England Patriots.
by Darksephir November 18, 2019
Get the falcons syndrome mug.Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.
Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages
Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages
"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."
"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."
"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."
by JustinBelieber06001 January 9, 2012
Get the Falcon Syndrome mug.A person who speaks their version of the truth with anger and gusto while giving one the feeling that they are being preached to by a televangelist.
by Michael Irsee January 14, 2021
Get the Truth Falcon mug.To snatch defeat from certain victory, typically involving a double digit lead late in American Football games.
Boy did you see that football team in Atlanta really falcon it in the Super Bowl! And again vs the Cowboys, and Bears...
by thewazzukid September 28, 2020
Get the Falcon it mug.The act of inserting two fingers into a woman’s vagina and a thumb in her anus, then attempting to pinch them together.
by Lunarsolus March 10, 2020
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