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Fail Sex

Preluding supposed sex the male partner's actions will result in a complete utter failure in sexual stimulation towards the female counterpart. However the male will still believe the encounter was still succsessful and still enjoyable towards the female. Thus making the fail so much more apparent.
"Hey Wes how was that fail sex last night?"
by Xtian, Burn and Reesor. August 16, 2009
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Fail-Package

When you drop an air package in an unreachable spot, originated from call of duty MW2
oh man, i just got ac-130 air package, but it landed over the boundaries!!
wow, talk about Fail-Package
by dantheman282 November 22, 2009
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Failbook

The new version of Facebook (v. 2008).
I can't find any of my applications on the new version of Failbook.
by cherry pie1972 November 2, 2008
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epic failure

2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. Giants won 17-14 in Super Bowl XLII
Person one:Man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated
by veritas347 February 7, 2008
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failbooking.com

A really hilarious website where you can view screenshots (some seem genuine, some are likely spoofs) of ridiculously stupid facebook status updates, comments, pictures, and newsfeeds.
Did you see Dave's status? What a moron!

Yeah, we should send that to failbooking.com.
by MissyQBee February 8, 2010
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Epic Fail

A failure of epic proportions, often happening during an attempt at what should have been easily attainable.
the fact that you had to look up Epic Fail.
by UndergroundInsomniac July 24, 2009
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fail at life

similar to suck at life, but substantially worse.

1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society, any attempts at talent, and often any attempt to breathe.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.
1. a lesmouches is a natural.
2. guy1: I like Nine Inch Nails! guy2: you fail at life!
by anonymous March 20, 2005
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