Starry-eyed waif

Used to define a woman one would easily conquer with pretty stories about childhood and shit.

"My mother used to listen to songs and I kept a tape of them all when she died. I intend to drown you in these pretty stories so I can slip in yo pants later."

"I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succomb to your pelvic sorcery!"
Proceeds to cut his throat.

by Dedzi June 2, 2023

blue eyed toad

A privileged pampered man who uses his family name as a crutch.

RFK Jr uses his family name & legacy to get votes. He's a blue eyed toad

by Social prescriber May 9, 2023

The Brown Eyed Ringer

The act of placing your wedding ring inside the vagina while having anal sex.

I can't wait to get married and give her the brown eyed ringer on our honeymoon.

by JTCK December 3, 2017

Pink-eyed moon

a horrifying variation of a moon where the butt cheeks are pulled away, exposing the "pink-eye" anus.

when my room-mate started cussing me out, I dropped my pants and gave him the "pink-eyed moon"

by mrwebsterman July 29, 2011

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

One-eyed game

The one-eyed game is a game to play when you are blazed. The concept of the game is to put eye drops in only one eye. When the eye drops kick in and your eye is white if feels cool because one side of you is high and red and the other is white and awake! It almost feels like your chi is off when you finally realize it.. TRY IT OUT ☮

Stoner #1: Here put these Roto eye dops in one eye
Stoner #2: (20 minutes later) Woah it feels so cool!
Stoner #1: Hahahaha you look so funny check out your eyes!
Stoner #2: Hahahaha I'm so glad we played the One-eyed game!

by Ro.Ro.08 April 30, 2011

Green Eyed People

The most PRETENTIOUS bitches to ever exist.

“Actually green eyed people have super secret NIGHT VISION wooshwoosh*” -booger eyed person

by anonymous May 24, 2023