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Elephant Sneeze

Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).

The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.
"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."
by Dulcy the Dragon April 11, 2019
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The Elephant's Foot

When your homeboy is showering and you go in there to take a shit and leave it in the toilet, allowing the steam from the shower to ruminate the area... akin to the elephant's foot left at chernobyl
"Bro, I just did The Elephant's Foot to Brandon, he's gonna be so pissed bro"
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Elephant Birth

Something so horrifying that you have to compare it to Elephant Birth
Guy A:Check out my fidget spinner
Guy B:That is Elephant Birth
by ImHalfPig August 24, 2018
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elephant brothers

When 2 uncircumcised guys have sex with a girl at once.
We elephant brothered the shit outta that girl! We are now elephant brothers!
by CharlesMonroe February 21, 2015
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elephant in the room

A large two ton grey coloured mammal that has entered into a traditionally human only habitat
Pete did you leave the patio doors open again ?
No why?
Well because there's an elephant in the room again!
by DJ Babyshaker November 20, 2016
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Pink elephant

Something so obvious (like a pink elephant), but nobody says a word- like it doesn't even exist, making the the whole circumstance very akward.
Julia: He brought Angelina to the dinner?
Jennifer: Yes! And it was so akward- everybody knew Angelina was the girl he was seeing before we broke up, but nobody said a word!! She was, without a doubt, the pink elephant of the night!
by Hdsweetpea September 3, 2006
mugGet the Pink elephantmug.

blue elephant

A big fat loser from the San Diego area who likes to behave inappropriately toward women.Also a term to describe a crossdresser who enjoys anal sex.
Man what a blue elephant that Harry is.
by Jimmyjoe February 28, 2005
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