Diving

The sport in which you move your body in forms and you are judged upon the form.

Flying body tossing is NOT diving!
-Coach Mike

by Joe67 January 12, 2007

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diving

Patronising establishments beneath your financial & social station, typically when already drunk from having a few at your local or some other more decent place. Usually done in multiple locations in the same night. A form of "slumming" specific to drinking alcohol.

"Me and John went diving last night. We started at that welfare bar on the next block over and moved down the street to those places around that block with publically funded housing. Total white trash karaoke nightmare, dude."

by erikisdead January 22, 2008

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Driving to Massachusetts

Another word for masturbating.

The word originated from a simple misunderstanding. The word masturbation was confused with "Driving to Massachusetts."

The phrase "Driving to Massachusetts" hasn't been taken seriously since.

10 year old child: "Dad, whats he doing?"

Dad: "He's masturbating."

10 year old child: "What? Driving to Massachusetts?"

Dad: "Yes."

by Jenn_is_a_Warrior June 24, 2008

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Drunk Driving

One of the most idiotic ways to kill yourself or others. Something nobody should ever do. Could be corresponded with distracted driving.

“Hey, sorry to hear about your mom. Can I ask what happened?”
“Thank you, some dumb bitch was drunk driving after a concert and crossed the center line and my mom died in a head on collision.”
“Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. Why did she have to drink and drive? Doesn’t she realize that it affects other people?”

by WildWolfBabe December 29, 2019

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