Brongus Drive

A hellish place full of mentally ill people and/or idiots who have never felt the warmth of a woman.

hell itself

“hey, have you heard of Brongus Drive? it’s pretty cool except for this one member, Sloop. That member sucks ass”

by sloop_ December 17, 2020

Drive-by honking

When a person driving past a house or building really fast honks their car horn so the people on the inside of the building come rushing out to see if it's for them or who the person is in general.

Well Cindy, it looks like you were the victim of a drive-by honking.

by **rawritsccbetch** August 10, 2010

Muff Driving

The act performing oral sex on a woman while she is driving. The female equivalent of road head. A derivative of muff diving- the act of jumping face first into a soaking wet vagina, also known as a muff. While the term muff may be outdated, and used to describe a hairy pussy, most hungry/ horny people know, no muff is too tough.

This chick likes teasing guys at the bar and then take them muff driving. They think they're impressive by going down on her at the wheel. Therefore getting some action, with a free ride home. Any opportunity for a dirt road, or construction, is ceased to intensify the vibrations for her pleasure. A bench seat is recommended.

by Shamadizzle September 4, 2018

curfew driving

when one drives much faster and more wreckless than usual in order to make their curfew. often times involves screeching tires and failure to stop at stop signs.

"how the hell did you get home in 10 minutes when it usually takes like 20?"
"i was curfew driving"

by H to the K July 18, 2007

drives to the mailbox

Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.

My neighbor is so lazy he drives to the mailbox. It is .07 miles away.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

drive by insult

When you open your car window and shout something insulting or meaningless to random pedestrains, best performed with 1.-a driver; 2.-passenger to yell and 3.- someone in the back getting the whole thing on film. Turns out unbeleivably funny if done right.

*father and 4 yearold daughter walking down street*
Driveby insult guy: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS!!!!

*guy unloading signs from pickup truck*
DBIG: GO FUCK YOUR SIGNS!!!

DBIG: AHHHRRRRRAAAAHHHEAEEAEAGHA!!!!!!!
those are drive by insults

by asdfsa September 9, 2006

Gravity Driving

The act of letting the car slide while being on Neutral.
Gravity Drive is often used after accelerating and then shifting to Neutral, to save gas when critically needed.

"Boris, you're low on gas. You should consider Gravity Driving until we get to a gas station."

by Asaf September 5, 2005