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Atomic Douche Bag

1.The worlds biggest gayest douchebag.

2. Super loser; Pip Squeak Homo.

3. The Epitomy of Douche Baggery.
Yo..Check out that Elvis wanna be on the pool table sportin the tassels and the sun glasses. Man, that freak-o-matic is one
big Atomic Douche Bag!
by Streetwhiz April 20, 2009
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Bionic Douche Bag

An idiot with no emotion towards anyone as if they were a robot, thus making a BINOIC DOUCHEBAG.
by MILEYYYYY April 15, 2011
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Jersey Douche Bag

Just about any male from New Jersey. His main topics of conversation are: How many chicks he's banged this summer while weekending at the Jersey Shore, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he's going to see Bon Jovi or Springsteen next. His favorite phrases are: "Yo!" and "Hey, what's up kid?"
Look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. Ten bucks he's a Jersey Douche Bag.
by Larry Tiita September 21, 2009
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preppy douche bag

The preppiest of the prep-schoolers, usually male, who makes a habit of dressing like he/she is straight out of a Ralph Lauren catalogue. Not Abercrombie, not American Eagle, not Hollister, and never ever ever Aeropostale. Ralph Lauren. Usually idendtified by the double pastel Polos, one often pink, the other green or yellow, both collars popped. Also note the ribbon belt and Nantucket red pants. They do not go to public school and will always have more money than you. See also preppy.
Preppy kid: Hey, you popped your collar like me, only you have two and a ribbon belt and Nantucket red pants. You put me to shame.
Preppy Douche Bag: Thanks. Doesn't your dad work for mine?
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Lesbian Douche Bag

A lesbian who is 25 and over but parties at 18+ clubs because it's the only place she can seem cool. Also wears "Shane" or "Justin Bieber" hairstyle. Believes she's black but is white as a ghost. Has more nike tennis shoes than she does actual street cred. Often seen with shitty arm sleeve tattoos and wallet chains. Frequently works a dead end job and "crashes" at their parent's house... you know, until they can afford a place of their own. Be forewarned, this species of lesbian is prone to cheat, or as they call "serial monogamy". Thinks it uncool for someone to have a professional job, pay their bills and support themselves.
You'll know a Lesbian Douche Bag by her pick up lines, like, “Is your girlfriend sitting here?” (She sits down.) “Now she is.”
by D-Bag Haters October 6, 2011
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Dingle Berry Douche Bag

A shit Faced person who doesn't know what they are talking about
by holaamigos56 March 30, 2009
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