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Schaumburg Double

During man-man-woman intercourse, the act of gloriously inserting both peni into the woman's anus simultaneously.
Me and Tony went to McDonald's the other day. He ordered four Filet-O-Fish, I had the Big Mac, and the honey behind the counter ordered the Schaumburg Double. All parties left the restaurant happy and stuffed.
by Parisian King January 5, 2008
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double talk

Otherwise unnecessary verbiage added in order to confuse the listener, such as using a double negative to make a statement mean the opposite of what it would otherwise mean. See also, doublespeak.
"I didn't say I would not do it; I said I wouldn't not do it."

"That's double talk!"
by Downstrike June 5, 2004
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Double Vaginal

A woman having sex with two men at the same time, with both penises in her vagina.
Teri Weigel, ex Playboy playmate was the first to do a double vaginal that I have ever seen.
by rararajaj October 23, 2003
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Double Crunked

When you are extremely drunk and super high at the same time
Im getting Double Crunked tonight fo sho!
by Character-Zero April 16, 2005
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Double Cunted

To be called a cunt twice in the same sentence.

It can be especially attributed to somebody who has acted in such a way that their cuntworthiness is doubled, therefore justifying such a title.
"Why did you fuck my cat and traumtise it so much? You cunting cunt!"

"Ouch, I have just been double cunted"
by ezydriver December 9, 2008
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Double Axe Handle

a form of attack. a move often seen in wrestling, one puts their hands together, puts their arms over their head and behind their neck and hits and hits their opponent, as if someone is using an axe to chop wood.
Oh my god! he just used the double axe handle

or

Oh My God! He just did the double ax handle off the top ropes
by breeimhxc February 19, 2009
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Double Butthole

Unfortunately, some girls' cooters smell so bad, it's as if they had not one, but TWO buttholes.
I was so excited to tap that ho I met at the club last night, but she got double butthole!
by Dr. Evil 518 January 24, 2011
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