doing the grownup

Having sex, bumping uglies, the wild thing. What your parents do and think we don't know.

Oh my god did you see Lauren and Josh? Their doing the grown-up!

by Josh July 14, 2005

Doing A Wheeler

Ejaculating in one's own eye during masturbation, primarily when being masturbated by someone else.

Oh no, I'm doing a wheeler
Charles did a wheeler last night
Have you ever done a wheeler?

by midlands slang explained May 6, 2006

Doing The Laundry

One girl pushes her anal prolapse into another girl's anal prolapse.

It looks like two pink socks that need washing. Are you dirty girls doing the laundry?

by WooRaaahLiviLaaah April 2, 2012

doing numbers

When a tweet starts gaining traction & popularity. Usually with many retweets and favs/likes.

Damn, your tweet is doing numbers bruh!
I know man, I had to turn my phone notifications off.

by golfboys September 3, 2016

What Aren't I Doing?

The disarming response to the such questions as, "what are you doing?", "what are you talking about?, and "what is your problem?", substituting some words in your response to fit the question. It is a more polite way to tell that guy in english to fuck off. In order to be used correctly, you must say it the moment the question you are being asked ends. Usually starting with who, what, when, where, why or how, containing one of the contractions hasn't, aren't, won't, shouldn't, or wasn't, and containing a verb. Using it is an automatic +20 pts.

1) - U.S.A.: "who else have you bombed, afghanistan?"

- Afghanistan: "who haven't i bombed?"

2) -Jim: "God dammit, who here else has fucked my girlfriend?"
-Dan: "Honestly Jim, who hasn't fucked your girlfriend?

3)-Man 1: "What are you doing?"

-Man 2, interjecting: "I think the correct question would be what aren't i doing?

by Mr. Yell-O March 2, 2010

doing a maddie

the situation you are in when your period leaks all over your chair

'ive just leaked all over my chair! im doing a maddie !'

by 99999999999999999999999999marr January 7, 2010

doing homework

code for smoking pot

: "where were you 3rd period?"
: "i was doing homework with sam."

by xschfiftehfive December 1, 2006