Uber Dork

Haley Simone Smith. (Yes, fools, thats the definition)

Haley, youre an Uber Dork

by haley March 08, 2005

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dork fries

To be used in combination with jerk burger to increase the level of an insult.

circa 1995: Oak Creek High School; Oak Creek,Wisconisn.

"You're a jerk burger with dork fries!"

"Whatev."

*Hey I didn't say it always hit the mark.

by superfantasticlovelygurl August 17, 2006

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Orch Dork

computer geek who also plays in the school orchestra

"My ipod isn't working...let's go have lunch with that orch dork."

by MoJo Mojokowski July 19, 2005

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dork-com boom

A movement started around 2015 when lots of companies herded towards "becoming a tech company", driven primarily by the fear of loosing out.

Dork-com companies are those who lost sight of their core business and shed their best people to embrace a new "digital business" that never took off.

These companies will subsequently be seen in the same light as Y2K, the Kool Kardashain Kard and selfie sticks.

Good new, our largest competitor joined the dork-com boom!

by cre8destiny October 12, 2018

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Sprechen Sie Dork?

A response to something stupid, or a friend who doesn't understand what you're saying. Similar to "losersayswhat?" or "asphinctersays what?" or "cockandballs?".

Bill: Could you throw this bucket of gasoline on the fire?
Ted: Sprechen Sie Dork?

by Lord Zoltar December 19, 2005

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