Dick Dock

A place to park your dick

"I can't talk right now."

"Why not?"

"Because'm all up in this dick dock."

by siguario January 13, 2009

Dockers

West Indies slang (particularly St. Vincent & the Grenadines)for sunglasses.

"The sun is bright where are my dockers!?!"

by Lady Jade July 19, 2006

Dry Docking

Performing anal sex with little or no lubrication.

Trisha's ass hurt bad enough that she had to leave work early because she had engaged in a bout of dry docking the night before.

by lutheria March 23, 2011

Dry Docking

With cruel intention, locate the primary toilet's water knob and continue to shut off the toilet's water supply. Quickly follow with a series of flushes to throughly drain the toilet's bowl and tank of any remaining water. Quickly take a shit, thus leaving your brown orphans behind to be discovered.

"Life's a Bitch," thought Johnny as he was Dry Docking into the Hotel's now empty toilet.

by D Asia August 6, 2006

star docking

To defecate into another's vagina.

Billy pressed his anus against Mary's open vagina. Billy cared a lot about Mary, so he wanted to make sure that the seal would be air-tight. Billy began pushing the feces out of his sphincter, while gently kissing the back of Mary's neck. Billy liked to imagine that his anus was a spaceship, and that Mary's vagina was also a spaceship, and that Billy's feces was passengers and cargo being transmitted from inside one spaceship to another. Mary liked to imagine the same thing. Mary cooed lovingly as Billy squeezed all of his feces into Mary's vagina. Billy was pretty sure that he was in love with Mary. Mary felt the same way about Billy. Billy and Mary could be observed star docking about 17 times a week on average.

by user_corrupt December 15, 2011

space docking

This involves 2 people. One person takes a big long poop and wraps it in plastic wrap. Then you put it in the freezer. When frozen, take out and insert into the other's anus!

Eddie loves space docking with Mike

by King Flump April 10, 2003

dockers

Part of Craprate America's uniform. Also used as a mind control tool to keep its employees down and stupid. Designed to make you look fat and less intelligent than well-heeled C-level executives.

Hey, did you get the new memo?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?

by dethscul August 13, 2005