Pick up the diapers

Sex while crying and apologizing profusely.

Man, I accidently named the pornography directory on our shared computer "PicsOfKittensAndPuppiesStickingOutTheirTongues." I didn't think she would open it. I guess I'll have to really "pick up the diapers" tonight.

by lavishfestival July 29, 2016

Diaper

Why the fucking hell did you search for the definition of diaper you idiot!?

I hate changing diapers

by Shrek the Justin July 12, 2023

Neck diaper

Another word for a bib that is commonly worn by babies

Look at that neck diaper, its so festive!

by Dugly November 5, 2020

full diaper

This is the term for when someone vomits while still wearing their mask.

Tom had a full diaper after he got sick and started puking on the plane.

by Random_Wordz January 24, 2022

Diaper Genie

A husband or Spouse that asks a shitty wish from one another. Usually a parent with years of dealing with kids asking for junk.

Hunny Babe! Do you think I'm a " Diaper Genie" or what ?

by Gee Coutur February 24, 2025

lady diaper

Maxi pad, menstrual napkin, sanitary towel, sanitary pad, menstrual pad

I much prefer tampons. Why woud put a lady diaper inside my underwear?

by tory borty September 23, 2013

toilet diapers

what my high ass called a box of tissues

p1. hand me that
p2. what?

p1. the- the uh- the toilet diapers
both. hysterical laughing

by pissbabey August 26, 2021