Diaper Taco

The object of desire to a male with a fetish for elderly women.

Dale entered the nursing home, boquet in hand in search of some fine diaper taco.

by Mebegebo August 30, 2012

lady diaper

Maxi pad, menstrual napkin, sanitary towel, sanitary pad, menstrual pad

I much prefer tampons. Why woud put a lady diaper inside my underwear?

by tory borty September 23, 2013

Diaper

i know why your here......YOU PERVERT....or your either here cause your not a pervert and just wanna know alot!

an example is "change the diaper"

by Stickingoutyougyat October 30, 2023

aldut diapers

what is wrong with you

not funny like seriously who searches up aldut diapers?

by Stickingoutyougyat November 4, 2023

Doo doo diaper headass nigga

When the words prick, douchebag, wanker, cunt, asshat, fuck nose, rat bastard, incest blumpkin baby, gobshite, bitch nigga, waste of sperm, or even Ajit Pai cannot describe the sheer bitchassedness of a mothafucka, you gotta pull this on em. This is reserved for the scummiest, most obnoxious, most stupid, most heinous piece of shit, the kind of loser that would show up on live news if he ever showed his ugly head in public and didn't immediately get arrested or shot.

Fred: This doo doo diaper headass nigga just bullied a kid into suicide over stupid internet shit.
Damian: That's fucked up, man. What a damn loser.

Harold: Some cuntnugget just hacked into the children's hospital and stole everyone's identities!
Eva: Jesus! What a fat doo doo diaper headass nigga!

Jared: Yeah, I did put that doo doo diaper headass nigga in the dirt. I got a long fuse, and I get along with a lotta people, but I can't let shit like what that mothafucka did fly.

Alex: These 4 doodoo diaper headass niggas jumped a girl and tried to have their way with her. I beat their asses and reported them to the cops. I hope Tyrone in prison gets a use out of them.

Satan: Fuck, man! I don't want that doo doo diaper headass nigga! Hell ain't bad enough for a cumstain like him!

Historical examples of Doo doo diaper headass niggas include:
Pol Pot
Leopold II
Ted Bundy
Genghis Khan
Shiro Ishii
Mao Zedong
The dirtbags who killed Junko Furuta
Adolf Hitler
John Wayne Gacy
Francisco Macías Nguema
Josef Mengele
Jim Jones
David and Louise Turpin
Joseph Stalin
Mengistu Haile Mariam

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake February 1, 2024

diaper wiper

A parent of an infant.

You two won't be diaper wipers for long!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Diaper foot

When pulling off a poopy diaper and the baby sticks his or her foot in it.

That looks like a bad case of diaper foot.

by Oug777 December 24, 2018