Dalevue

A park usually inhabited by teenagers who generally play sports, love to smoke ganj and get an absurd amount of pussy. Dalevue is a place for people who fit this criteria to call home. Daluevue inhabitants are enlightened with wisdom non-Dalvue people do not have.

1. Might as well just roll the next blunt at Dalevue.
2. I packed a bowl with that bad bitch after I fucked her at Dalevue.

by GanjisGOOD April 25, 2010

Dale Scale

A scale of 1-10 for rating girls. Girls will tend to acheieve a higher rating than usual on the Dale Scale, usually of +2. So a girl who is a 6 on a 'normal' scale, would achieve an 8 on the Dale Scale. Approximately, 90% of girls will acheive at least an 8.

Dale: "Oooh hello, check out the girl on the left!"
Friend: "Dale Scale?"
Dale: "Easy 9"

by Sheeep fiddler June 30, 2010

Dale

The BIGGEST homosexual ever, he loves boys and has kids in his basement

"Dam bro, dale must have bought more 6 year old girls for his basement again"

by Dale has a small Willy June 29, 2020

Pulled a Dale

The act of calling your girlfriend, who is 7 months pregnant while she on bed rest in the hospital, to end your relationship with no real explanation. The Dale will then proceed to get herpes, move in with a whore and use drugs.

"Did you hear? Ryan pulled a Dale! "

"No way! What an unbelievable asshole!"

by Zzzxzxx May 30, 2017

Dale Carnegie people

People who sermonize on and on, so that you want to fucking kill them.

Like people saying "Smoking kills. Healthy life-style rules. Blah-blah-blah..."

Actually named after Dale Carnegie – a famous writer and lecturer, who developed a lot of self-improvement courses and shit.

Anyone can become one of "Dale Carnegie people" if they start to moralize very annoyingly.
Dale Carnegie himself.

by Jared Cash February 24, 2014

Dale

Your friend that has a sign of autism and has a mental capacity of an 8 year. This person demonstrates marks of weakness to simple tricks and can be easily amused. A "Dale" is your typical feeble-minded friend.

Do you see that Dale over there screaming at all the fish in the aquarium.

by futureself May 9, 2019

Dale Earnhardt

Whenever I watched him racing in NASCAR, he was always starting some crap with someone out on the racetrack. If it wasn't another racer; he was complaining to NASCAR about how the cars wouldn't race or handle the way he wanted them to. He was a real whiner and a crybaby. He was nicknamed the intimidator because he was just exactly that: a bully and a cheater.

And NASCAR just handed him some wins; because they wanted to make it a cinderella story. (just like the Polish guy Kulwicki; who stole the 1992 Championship from Bill Elliott. Kulwicki didn't actually win; NASCAR rigged it for him...) He was the biggest phony in NASCAR; just like Alan Kulwicki and Jimmie Johnson.

Bill Elliott was the real unsung racer of old-school NASCAR; and the real NASCAR champion/record-breaker. The only reason Elliott didn't win as many championships; is because NASCAR rigged them for Earnhardt, Tim Richmond or Alan Kulwicki, or the Hendrick Racing Team. (I've been watching NASCAR since I was a little kid in the 1980s. if you don't believe that NASCAR races are payed or rigged to an extent; (conspiracy) for ratings, then you must be an idiot of sorts.)

Also, if it was the last lap, he would always do reckless bullshit like attempt to wreck or spin-out the racer in front of him; in order to gain a position or win. cheater

And everybody is just being nice because he died.

Dale Earnhardt was a prick.

by Cliff Calvert February 21, 2018