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duecer

An extra large turd. Often used to describe a person.
Don't be such a duecer you moron!
by Flobbitt January 23, 2009
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deuce cloud

A cloud of gas with the distinctive odor of deuce. A discharge of flatulence. Often appears after a crop dusting. Emanates from the sphincter, usually deadly.
Man, this deuce cloud is so thick I think I can taste it.
by Malnack July 7, 2010
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deuce-dialing

Talking on your cell, or texting whilst taking a dump. Then after finishing said dump, taking a picture of your poop with the cell and sending it to the friend you were texting/speaking to. Note: contrary to what many believe, deuce-dialing is not merely the act of talking/texting while pooping, but taking and sending a picture of the aftermath. No picture and you're merely having a conversation while you poop, not deuce-dialing.
You are talking to your friend while taking a dump. After the end of the conversation, you hang up, take a photo of the crap, and send it along to him/her. Congratulations, you're "deuce-dialing".
by BigBlanket June 13, 2011
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deuce-block

when you're just about to drop a deuce in a public restroom usually in the case of college dorms and someone usually a douchebag decides to occupy the stall right next to you, dashing your hopes & dreams of a peaceful poo
I found an empty bathroom and as soon as I was about to give a solid back to the community, this guy came in and deuce-blocked me.
by IllestM'FockerAlive March 4, 2013
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slippery deuce

Wow, that draft beer sure results in a slippery deuce.
by Coley Blue Eyes August 13, 2003
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Rodeo Deuce

Doing number 2 in a toilet in which the toilet seat has not been tightened down well, resulting in squirming from left to right due to the unstableness of the seat.
I just experianced a rodeo deuce!
by Duckwalk August 30, 2010
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chucking your deuce

The act of holding one's index and middle fingers in a 'peace' sign above another persons head, usually performed when a picture is being taken.
"Ok, everyone smile! Tom, quit chucking your deuce, this is a serious picture."
by the texan April 11, 2012
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