Detroit Soccer 

A variant of soccer in which the other team is using your goalie for a doormat. Cleaning artifical turf out of your teeth and ad a cleat mark on the face are good signs that Detroit Soccer has been initiated. Also see no quarter.

The game reverted to some Detroit Soccer when I cleated the left wing in the face.

Detroit Soccer by earthworm alien June 8, 2004

Detroit Tigers Fans 

My heros!! i could never stay interested in a team that sucks so much

well just look at their record

Detroit Tigers Fans by Matthew December 12, 2003

Detroit, MI 

The place where Toronto, Canada ships it's garbage.

Mayor of Toronto: Oh no! What are we going to do with all this garbage?
City Councillor: No problem. It's okay, eh, we can just ship it to Detroit, MI.
Mayor of Detroit: Yeah, guys, it's okay with me.

Mayor of Toronto: Good work Councillor.

*privately to Councillor*
Mayor of Toronto: Now if only we could convince them to trade Hockey Teams with us.

Detroit, MI by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 12, 2010

detroit red wings 

One of the oldest teams in the NHL, they are widely considered one of the best teams in the NHL today, and that is is mostly true. However, now, they are mostly just a bunch of old guys (Chelios, take a hint you old useless douche) and need to stop getting their asses kicked by Colorado.

Detroit Red Wings Fan: Detroit is Hockeytown!
Other person: No you idiot, that's just what they say in Detroit because it makes them feel like it's THEIR game, which it isn't. Winnipeg is hockey town. Seriously, give Winnipeg a team again. We deserve one.

detroit red wings by guitarhero2 November 1, 2006

Detroit Dumpster Fire 

To execute a Detroit Dumpster fire takes a high level of skill. First, cover a woman of lesser morals in flammable massage oil. Once said skeezer is fully lathered, set that hoe on fire. Once she is on fire, jerk off your tiny penis and splooge all over her, putting out the fire. For extra points, upon finishing, throw the rest of your half eaten moons over my hammy from Denny's at her.

Man, last night was crazy!!!! We got Steven drunk and gave him the ol Detroit Dumpster fire!

Detroit Dumpster Fire by Howie Lichtersnatch August 6, 2017

Detroit Red Wings 

A swear word/phrase in the eyes and thoughts of many hockey fans and is banned in many homes across the world. This word/phrase is just as bad as the word Fuck.

What the Detroit Red Wings are you doing is the same as What the Fuck are you doing?

Detroit Red Wings by DarkMindedSpirit October 19, 2013

Detroit, Michigan 

A palce where the locals complain about others knowing nothing about them, even though in their hearts they know that only the rich neighborhood doesn't have Liquor stores, Gangs, and constant Gun fire.

Detroit Local: Have you ever been to Detroit, Michigan?

Stranger: No, but I know its a horrible palce.

Detroit: No, it's not, you can getp ast the bullets and drugs you know!

Stranger: Pull up your skirt sally, this is Urban Dicitonary, we want to have soemthign funny not you whining about how we judge your town.

Detroit, Michigan by Gunshotvictim298 March 6, 2011