depression

if ur under 16 and you think you depressed, ur probably not. go buy yourself some ice cream with the quarters under your couch cushions and stop acting all sad. i can assure you 99% of the young kids reading this are not depressed. if ur having sducidal thoughts, go see a therapist, urban dictionary is not gonna relieve your sad boi state of mind. idgaf what you say there is somebody that loves you and you need to appreciate that. so get yourself together, splash some water on ur face and make some tiktoks or somthin.

“i have depression and i wanna die” -young kid that thinks he/she/idk is depressed

“what the hell, ur fine. go water ur goldfish or somthing and leave me alone”-mom

by whitechick773 April 8, 2019

depression

the most fucked up place anyone can visit

depression sucks

by PVRISisheaven July 31, 2016

Fillie depression

Fillie depression is when you Look at Millie Bobby Brown and Finn Wolfhard having “moments” together. These “moments” include non stop glancing at each other, Heart eyes, hugs, and the blushing and giggling while talking about The Mileven kiss ( On the show Stranger Things). Signs of having Fillie depression are watching fillie edits all day, internal crying, and constantly talking about Fillie with your friends and how it may have been real.

I was watching Fillie edits today and now I have Fillie Depression

by @wazowskifinn February 16, 2018

definition depression

The feeling you get when your Urban Dictionary definition doesn't get published. This is caused by a bunch of faggots called editors who refuse to publish.

Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: I'm sad.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I've got the definition depression.
Person 1: Oh. I hate those damn editors, too.

by AFuckingMotherFucker January 2, 2012

dick depression

Being emotionally conflicted because of the lack of dick or sexual activity, can affect social and academic life.

I didnt bother doing my homework last night because of my dick depression.

by Sandy squarepants October 3, 2017

severe depression

A very scary feeling to have it takes over your life and makes you overthink your thoughts and cry because you want to. This mood can never be cured only by someone with a heart can.

My cat is always staring outside the window and he looks like he has severe depression.

by bad viber May 6, 2018

Session Depression

Session Depression is the come down experienced by a person (or a group of people) after a heavy drinking session spanning over at least 2 days. The depressive state, after the session can last up to a week.

After a heavy weekend Tom phones John " John, I have a bad case of session depression, I'm never drinkning like that again"

by V8_Manga December 10, 2009