Dexter

Who people say they definitely don’t want to be, as they bother you everyday and act super immature. They are considered picky eaters and sometimes a carbaterian

Hey, you wanna hang with Dexter? Dexter, the annoying guy? Aw hail nah

by Jeffygranny August 3, 2021

Desterday

The day before yesterday.

Tom: Mom when did she call last time ?
Mom: she called desterday!

Tom: what's desterday?
Mom: the day before yesterday.

by UKmemess August 10, 2021

Dexter

Has the most fantastic taste in music. Is the most seductive guy, and will most definitely steal your man. Everybody and they mom love dexter. You wish they'd pound your ass.

Damn, Dexter is a real chad.

by gabbabagabbadaga August 16, 2021

Determ-in-da-mind

Overly determined. To the point you look stupid.

Jeez, see how she’s walking to class? She’s so determ-in-da-mind

by puglifeornolife September 8, 2021

dexter coleman

One of the sexiest people you will ever meet. Has a lovely buzz cut, thorough enjoyer of assaulting children. Heavy mouth breather. Professional filmmaker and dancer for tiktok.
Has a knack for sniffing young childrens hair.

Did you hear about that guy sniffing kids hair?
Yeah his name is Dexter coleman

by Harvey Trapps October 16, 2021

Dexter Holland

A guy that comments on white guys from Omaha that wear Fubu and listen to Ice Cube records and act like they are from Compton in his songs, but doesn't comment on black people (especially females that wear cheerleading uniforms) from Omaha or somewhere like Omaha that act like they're from Compton. He must not want to lose his audience, so he targets just one group to pick on (which shows little imagination no matter if the group looks like you or different than you).

Dexter Holland is a guy that compensates for a lack of imagination and an Orange county detached, decentralized state of mind by picking on people he thinks is weaker than him (like white teenagers that wear Fubu from Orange county).

by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021

Dexter

Dexter is one of the best people you will ever meet, he’s nice funny, and perfect for anyone. Dexter is very sporty and that’s what makes him hot, sometimes when you meet a Dexter you will fall in love with how perfect he is, the way that he will smile at you is heart-melting, the way he will hug you tight will leave a mark in your heart. Go get yourself a Dexter.

Dexters are good boyfriends. If you are lucky enough to be with Dexter, cherish him and love him, regardless of how much you know it would hurt in the end

look! it’s a Dexter, I think he smiled at me! I think i’m going to melt”

by iamliving101 November 23, 2021