custard

cunt bastard

That George Dubya is a right piece of custard.

by god February 14, 2003

Custard Fuck

1.A custard fuck is when a man or women rubs custard all over the other sex partner and starts fucking them. The heat from the bodies cause the custard to turn into milk.

Custard Types
1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Swirl

Gerald bought custard from rita's and went home to custard fuck his girlfriend.

by D-Money and Casey April 2, 2005

custard chucker

A mans love lance or spam javelin, used for urine and semen despatch.

My wank was of epic proportions, my old boy was like a wee custard chucker

by sam April 5, 2004

custify

the fine art of slinging your wears (drugs or what not) to people who dont know how cheaply you aquire them for an exorbadant price. A customer or custi, is custified if they except a higher price then the inner loop of individuals that sells these items

Dude we need to make 2500 bucks tonight. well we only have 100 pills. We will need to custify some of these idiots tonight.

by mydasx April 10, 2006

custardnut

A very bad haircut, which entails short, cropped hair and dyed blonde tips. See Trevor.

Andy - "Trevor's got a custardnut."
Trev - "Rawwrrghhhh *throws Andy across the room*"

by Phr333 March 13, 2007

customessage

Custom message; personalised message entered according to and in accordance with pre-designed fonts and specifications.

Enter a customessage in desrired designed range.

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

CUSTARD HEAD

PEOPLE WHO HAVE RATHER YELLOW HAIR :D

'OMGZ, MY HAIR IS SO BLONDEYELLOW'
'HA, YEH, CUSTARD HEAD'

by lolageeee August 17, 2009