by Spfld Rat Mark December 15, 2011
A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009
N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards
by aidsbiscuit January 27, 2014
After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)
Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!
Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.
Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.
by hobojoe017 June 08, 2011
Crusty weave ass hoe
A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
by KingKid789 May 30, 2017
Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight
by #Teameverhard August 27, 2021