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Crusty Thunder

A thicc girl with thunder thighs, and a crusty asshole that has a heavy stench of dry shit. The smell is much more potent when the girl has swamp ass and the sweat moisturizes the shit. Girls like this have poor hygiene, and typically don't shower in the morning.
Guy #1: Damn dude I fucked this chubby girl last night, but I couldn't finish cuz it was so hard to put my dick in and her asscrack smelled horrible!
Guy #2: Damn dude I can't believe you fucked a crusty thunder.
by Alanzo Package July 29, 2016
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crusty nut

A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating
Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.
by StanLied March 12, 2017
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crusty wallace

When the post-coitus penis remains inside a woman on her period for an extended time partially fusing their genitals with dried discharge. Oftentimes leaving a red crust ring upon painfully pulling apart.
Its that time of the month so my girlfriend keeps giving me a Crusty Wallace if I don't pull out right after we do it.
by GingerNinjihadi July 11, 2019
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Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.
Chad: “Wow, Brad, you’ve got a real crusty bugger”
Brad: “Ah, yeah. It’s painful, but it’s what I get for a day on the beach.”
by Dongleicious June 30, 2019
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Crusty Hitchhiker

In the act of a blowjob, the giver inserts their thumb into the receivers anus. This is done in a classical hitchhiker motion.
My girl was giving me a Crusty Hitchhiker. When she was she held up thumb and I said “that’s doo doo baby!”
by DoctorRicklez March 25, 2021
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Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.
“Wow, Chad, you have an incredibly crusty bugger! Does it hurt?”
by Dongleicious June 30, 2019
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Crusty hosebag

Man the crusty hosebag sure do stank
by Spfld Rat Mark December 17, 2011
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