crotch kabab

vagina, cunt, hairy piss flaps, beef curtains, wet lettuce.

show the football team your croth kabab!!!

by Lee Bullock Mullethunter September 11, 2003

Crotch Potato

A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.

Johnny Depp may be "soooo hot" but I'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato..

by Mojo King Bee July 6, 2005

crotch grease

the lubricant that forms around your ball sac when the temperature becomes too hot.

The crotch grease is building up around me so much you would think we were in an autoshop.

by george tedbetter July 24, 2006

crotch munchkin

Tiny man-made flea sized creatures that attack the genital area. Men mostly affected.

Stumps ate 3 crotch munchkins for breakfast.

by Ted Peepers November 6, 2003

Fe-Crotch

The act of spraying Febreeze at another man's crotch area.

You just got fe-crotched!

by DFrez November 3, 2009

cheeseburger crotch

n. The swelling of the vaginal area during pregnancy, so much so that it gives the appearance of packing a cheeseburger in the woman's panties.

"Damn! What the hell are you stuffin in your underware?!"

"It's yo baby. He's giving me cheesburger crotch."

by sarah April 15, 2005

Crotch Fruit

A pregnant woman's baby.

Angelina has got Brad's crotch fruit growing inside her.

by Divadi January 13, 2006