by dan September 2, 2004
Get the cream crackeredmug. A rare breed, a true Native Floridian, whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. Not at all like what most people nowadays picture as a Floridian. A Florida Cracker is a true Southerner, not a transplant from a Northern state. The Florida Cracker is kin to the Georgia Cracker.
People ask me where I am from, assuming everyone in Florida must be from another state and are shocked to learn that I am a Florida Cracker.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
Get the Florida Crackermug. When you order a bowl of soup and continue to keep refilling it with free crackers until it eventually becomes "cracker stew."
Jim: I'm starving but I've only got two dollars with me today.
Stan: You can always make cracker stew if you need to stretch your coins in the cafeteria.
Stan: You can always make cracker stew if you need to stretch your coins in the cafeteria.
by gyrfalcon206 November 19, 2010
Get the cracker stewmug. by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019
Get the Cum crackermug. Florida was the lead cattle producing state in America, Florida cracker is from when the men were cracking their whips on the cattle to get on the ships to go to the more northern states. Descendants of Florida crackers are also considered Florida crackers. Florida cracker does not mean a man who cracked his whip on slaves or white trash.
by Dr devin December 1, 2010
Get the Florida Crackermug. A: WTF man, I think I got cracker tunnel from my crackberry.
B: How do u know man?
C: Because it never hurt this much playing with my own balls!
B: How do u know man?
C: Because it never hurt this much playing with my own balls!
by FB Emotional Crew September 29, 2009
Get the Cracker Tunnelmug. by Anubis.ign May 13, 2018
Get the spicy crackermug.