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Thread Count

The number of followers you have on Threads
I like to keep my Thread Count low, there's too many people I've had to mute.
by dynamic_glyph July 9, 2023
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Count Vanillula

"Who was leading that pack of men in white hoods?"
"count vanillula"
by dilflord July 17, 2023
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Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.
Yeah, you got a double. Somehow I got an eagle on the par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting on that.
by Clardaddy July 26, 2023
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Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t going to make par, so you begin counting when you pull out your putter.
Yeah, you made double bogey on that? No, I made an albatross on this par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting.
by Clardaddy July 26, 2023
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count fiasco

The "count fiasco" refers to a software version of the "Hondicard" educational software in which users were temporarily unable to create new decks by skipping the release control procedures.
Marc says: "Did you hear about the count fiasco at Hondicard?"
by cheetahbyte August 4, 2023
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Silent snap count

when you snap the ball at a certain time on the play clock which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.
The University of Wyoming liked the silent snap count.
by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023
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bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked
what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.
by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023
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