Corona Spray

Corona spray is the ULTIMATE weapon to end society.

You could even send it flying in a helicopter and you could end the lives of 5 million people! You never know. If you have the ashes of a politician who suffered from spontaneous human combustion, add corona beer, part of corona-Chan’s skin, and bat soup, you should have a very special and useful, corona spray.

Best Friend: Remember that moose who bullied you in middle school?
You: Yeah! I knocked some sense into them with this special Corona Spray.
Best Friend: Can I taste some? I don’t want to experience the apocalypse.
You: I mean....sure…?

by pass the potatoes April 4, 2020

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Corona Creativity

The creative spark people experience after weeks in quarantine, making them come up with anything from weird activities to dumb ass jokes.

I’m so happy football is back on TV!
Johnny, you’ve just balanced a football on top of your TV.
Sorry, I think I just had a spark of corona creativity.

by yjonas April 6, 2020

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Corona kids

Corona kids (when used in a gaming context) refers to kids/teens who play during working hours. After the breakout of the covid-19 virus most public schools closed down, allowing students to play on working days between 9 and 5. Due to their immature nature the term 'Corona kids' is often used in a negative manner.

"ah man, these corona kids are so toxic"

by lilfellow April 7, 2020

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