When you’re having anal sex with a girl and she takes a shit, enveloping your penis. Afterward you proceed to fuck her pussy with the shit still on your dick.
by Ser Wat of discord February 4, 2020
Get the Scat Condommug. another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.
Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.
by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018
Get the curtain condommug. Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
by syberfilm June 2, 2016
Get the shanghai condommug. Why you trying to wife up a condom flush?
She's condom flush material and that's about it.
How dare you call her a condom flush. That's misogynist!!
She's condom flush material and that's about it.
How dare you call her a condom flush. That's misogynist!!
by John X Smith January 31, 2017
Get the condom flushmug. When a dominant, man proclaims to be superior then all else, simply an chant rather then a statement, When someone forgets "Wakanda Forever"
by BigHairDude21 March 16, 2023
Get the No condom forevermug. The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.
(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.
by Dusty Ballz October 19, 2010
Get the Condom Swipemug. The 'heads or tail' moment when you hope the condom your putting on in the dark is facing the right way.
Last night I wasted 30 seconds guessing tails, putting that condom on the wrong way. Total condom coinflip.
by harrycomets July 30, 2011
Get the condom coinflipmug.