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Lochie Comment

A comment usually said by someone by the name of Lochie in which the comment or joke is either so dead/ irrelevant or so stupid/doesn't make sense its extremely annoying or can be both and none laughs at it - you say or yell it out after someone does this
For Example

Lochie - hey felix you look like a yellow tomato plant

- silence

Felix - Holy Lochie Comment

or

Lochie - hey jack that waterfall looks like your mum shawtee when i lick her minge
Jack - LOCHIE COMMENT! shut the fuck up
by Lochie12.5 June 10, 2025
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comment spamming

The act of commenting random phrases on facebook posts just to be an annoying homo.
Post: watching the office. lol

Comment: where am i
Comment: i like nike
Comment: Linkin park is the best

John was comment spamming on all my posts last night. He is so annyoing.
by combination March 17, 2011
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Comment-cloning

Used to refer to a common bug in various comment systems in which a single comment is submitted, only to be followed by one or more copies of the same comment.
That wasn't me, It's just YouTube comment-cloning again.
by Repaerrepeej May 10, 2018
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Fuck Boy Comment

Where a boy comments on something that wasn’t supposed to be sexual but turns it sexual.
Her - yeah I was just going to jump in the shower and then head out

Him - well I can come over and help you 😏

Fuck boy comment
by Slay all day 22 July 7, 2020
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Nuclear Comment

A Nuclear Comment is when someone types a legendary roast in the comment section
you saw that Nuclear Comment on that one video
by Vezo August 8, 2022
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Trackback Comment

To re-evaluate a comment made in a source to not fence sit nor be on the defensive. A track back is to re-evaluate and come to a common understanding.
Commenter: All these pop like songs are gay
Commenter 2: What's gay about them? How can a song be gay?
Commenter: Oh sorry, I meant gay as in the connotation definition doesn't sound good to me in my opinion.

Commenter 2: Oh, all good. Yah, I don't really like this song too much either. I'd just clarify more with gay as it's used more positively nowadays.

Commenter: I got you and no offense. Didn't mean it that way.

Commenter 2: All good mate. You like rock?

Commenter: Yah, some old-based rock tho.

Commenter 2: Dude, you should try ACDC or Highway to Hell

Commenter: Bro! I love that song thx!

Commenter 3: {scripture}

Commenter 4: Please, don't use scripture like that. We respect your beliefs but this isn't the place. Please respect ours.

Commenter 3: I'm sorry, I just believe { } but I'll try other places. What would be good ways of sharing?
Commenter 4: I'd prob. be more open if you related your belief in a way and then asked if I were more open. Just posting scripture turns me off a bit and makes me feel judged personally though.

Commenter 3: Ah, I understand. I know when someone did { } before it also turned me off. ...... contin.

Commenter 4: Gotcha, I might look into it but currently I'm happy and solidified in my own beliefs.

Commenter 3: Gotcha, no harm intended.

Commenter 4: All good.

Trackback Comment process
by Trackback August 31, 2022
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Commentitis

The obsessive nature of checking your status postings on Facebook for comments every time a computer/smartphone is near. Lack of comments usually leads to more status updates, "Status Frenzy".
Only two comments on my status?!, Ohhh my commentitis is flaring up again
by Karrg0 November 28, 2010
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