Comment Cunt

Basically people who go into YouTube comment sections and type meaningless and braindead shit like "Bro fell off", "I was born in the wrong generation", "Damn is 🤣🎉", "Don't check my profile", "5000+ Aura" "Those who know", "We got ____ Before GTA six", "The beat: 🗿 The song: 🗿 The producer: 🗿", "Anyone else here in (Current Year)?" And finally, the worst, most horrible comment you can find on YouTube: "(Statement) Like if you agree 👇".

Seth: *Opens YouTube Shorts*
Cody: "Seth, check the comment section!"
Seth: "Damn.. These comments are braindead as fuck.."
Cody: "Yep, filled to the brim With Comment Cunts.."

by We can officially be friends. August 10, 2025

Commenting

No it’s not commenting.

Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.

You point a camera at your face and comment on everything you’ve seen or heard recently. Insert random guest star. It’s hardly any different from reading the super-chats on a twitch stream. Well, there is one difference. Status. You have more of it so you saying things matters more than me saying things. You all pretend to care so much about free speech but you consider any words spoken by a non-elite a waste of breath. Me doing this is ‘a waste of time’ not because you’re not doing the exact same thing but because it only matters when you do it. I’m less real. Just like all of your other ‘fans.’ It’s my job to be pleasant and shower you with praise for your self-evident superiority to me. Or shut up and don’t watch. That’s my role. Give me your currency or leave. Ope, but don’t cancel you! Gotta keep you up there above me. It’s wrong for me to drag you down here but it’s necessary for you to keep me where I am. And that’s all it will ever be. Not for you. Not for your slut daughters. But for the people who only matter in theory. It’s more than just commenting.”

by Hym Iam November 16, 2022

where is minky's comment?

A question almost no one has to ask, since all of Minky's comments are spaced out and easy to find.

Yo, Tsing! Where is Minky's comment?

You will find them easily, they are spaced out with a Minky emoji between them!

by MinkyMan November 20, 2018

comment hero

A random dick bag that tries to sound like a genius in comment sections, but clearly knows nothing about the subject. Similar to an armchair quarterback.

My latest YouTube video has a comment hero, trying to stir up some shit.

by El Wappo. May 22, 2020

instagram comments

It's full of racism, sexism, homophobia and bullying etc. There can also be a lot of trolling and hateful comments towards people who are different from the norm. There are also instances of cyberbullying and harassment directed at certain targeted individuals. Overall the comments section can be a source of toxicity.

Instagram comments be like:

Black kid: posts normal video
Comment 1: Get a job lil nigga💀
Comment 2: imma do unspeakable things to u lil nigga
Comment 3: Get oiled up imma be there in 5 minutes
Comment 4: Thug it out lil nigga u gotta 9-5 and a familiy to feed

by niggahunter187 February 20, 2024

comment blocked

when you post something on facebook and a total loser comments on it, preventing others from commenting also.

peson: "dammit! that hyna jeffrey commented on my post! i might as well delete it because he just comment blocked me! motherfucker!!"

by waterpolo15 July 17, 2011

Carney Comment

A carney comment is a statement or remark that is utterly unintelligent that isn’t relevant nor helps any person it is spoken to.

“Do you think it’s a good idea to wide body a durango?” This Carney Comment is very idiotic as no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea to wide body any car, leaving this question rhetorical.

by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022