Coffee Tamper

a stubby metalic object that is quite similar to an anal but plug. its real purpose is the use in preparing a ht cup of coffee. however many beg the question, "do you use it before or after you prepare a hot cup of dark brown joe?"

tom loves loves his coffee tamper when he brews his coffee in the morning, his wife jane loves his cofee tamper when shes in bed.....

by CHYEAAA!!!!1 April 12, 2010

Morning coffee

Morning coffee=rubbing one out before work/school/going out in the morning. Like a caffeine fix, one may be irritable and groggy without it.

Person 1: "Why is Jose such a grouch today?"
Person 2: "He hasn't had his morning coffee yet."

by MassBoss June 19, 2013

Hot Coffee

A hidden mini game in GTA: San Andreas that includes nudity, and, therefore, earned GTA: San Andreas an AO rating, even after having an M rating for about a year, probably making it the first game to be given a new rating after having a rating and being released with that rating. Walmart, Target, and Circut City have subsequently dropped GTA: San Andreas from their inventory of games, and Take Two plans on releasing a new version without the Hot Coffee mod, giving it back its M rating. Well-preserved copies of the game that have the M rating on the box and disk while still having the Hot Coffee mod are sure to become collector's items.

Hot Coffee allows you to have sex with a game character if you complete all the "Girlfriend" missions.

by J0lt_C0la August 27, 2005

coffee up

verb. to drink coffee in conscious preparation for needed alertness and mental stamina. variation of "cowboy up."

I have to coffee up before boring seminars at work; otherwise I'll sleep through them.

If I don't coffee up by 10 am, I can't get anything done all day.

by Ryan Anderson August 3, 2007

Coffee and Smokes

The breakfest of champions and the only thing that keeps me from "FREAKING OUT MAN!"

With out coffee and smokes mike would so go postal!

by Mojo58201 August 22, 2009

Consultant Coffee

Any drink that is made or paid for by someone higher up than you. This applies particularly to medical doctors to medical students.

Student 1: "I got consultant coffee today"

Student 2: "jealoussssss"

by sratk2 July 5, 2011

Coffee nigger

A black Colombian, this is considered to be especially derogatory because they are Latin and black. Even in Colombia blacks are considered low class.

John, why are you friends with that coffee nigger? He sells downtown brown to 9 year olds!

by DRANGO July 14, 2018