Coffee Kid

One of those "Ultra-Mature" 15 year olds that sits in Starbucks with his laptop on the free Wi-Fi, rocks a golfers hat and Ray Ban sunglasses, pretends to be investing in his 401K and thoroughly checks E-Trade as if he was in a midlife crisis.

Greg - "Man, look at that coffee kid, every time I try to buy some diapers for my kids at Target, I gotta look at one of those losers sitting in the Starbucks that they put in. Look at that hat, check out his pea coat......what a loser.....

by Mr. Warren June 16, 2011

Hot Coffee

A hidden mini game in GTA: San Andreas that includes nudity, and, therefore, earned GTA: San Andreas an AO rating, even after having an M rating for about a year, probably making it the first game to be given a new rating after having a rating and being released with that rating. Walmart, Target, and Circut City have subsequently dropped GTA: San Andreas from their inventory of games, and Take Two plans on releasing a new version without the Hot Coffee mod, giving it back its M rating. Well-preserved copies of the game that have the M rating on the box and disk while still having the Hot Coffee mod are sure to become collector's items.

Hot Coffee allows you to have sex with a game character if you complete all the "Girlfriend" missions.

by J0lt_C0la August 27, 2005

Morning coffee

Morning coffee=rubbing one out before work/school/going out in the morning. Like a caffeine fix, one may be irritable and groggy without it.

Person 1: "Why is Jose such a grouch today?"
Person 2: "He hasn't had his morning coffee yet."

by MassBoss June 19, 2013

Coffee and Smokes

The breakfest of champions and the only thing that keeps me from "FREAKING OUT MAN!"

With out coffee and smokes mike would so go postal!

by Mojo58201 August 22, 2009

Marylou's Coffee

A chain of about 25 coffee shops in the Massachusetts area. Known for sweet coffee creations,pink cups, and cute girls. Friendly service, delicious, and cheaper than starbucks

If you want a job at Marylou's Coffee, you better be hot.

by briguy87 April 28, 2011

coffee up

verb. to drink coffee in conscious preparation for needed alertness and mental stamina. variation of "cowboy up."

I have to coffee up before boring seminars at work; otherwise I'll sleep through them.

If I don't coffee up by 10 am, I can't get anything done all day.

by Ryan Anderson August 3, 2007

Consultant Coffee

Any drink that is made or paid for by someone higher up than you. This applies particularly to medical doctors to medical students.

Student 1: "I got consultant coffee today"

Student 2: "jealoussssss"

by sratk2 July 5, 2011