Cluster Fuck

British roadworks (aka Sadistic Bastards). Closing off multiple primary routes of traffic for 90 days to trim the verge, forcing the traffic load of a small town like London to use a single lane bridge to commute. Also using diversion tactics that will see someone travelling from Birmingham to London visit the Norwich coast.

Sorry I'm late for work since yesterday, it's the cluster fuck.

by Last Action Hero 5001 December 20, 2012

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Cluntard

A Cluntard is someone who is part client, part cunt and part retard.

After the fifth alteration of the creative brief Russell began to suspect he was dealing with a Cluntard.

by Dimlo January 16, 2015

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clurman

A clurman is the act of sticking multiple fingers up a partners anus without consent.

what the fuck jesse did you just clurman me, you fucking piece of shit.

by Josh Markowitz June 8, 2017

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Clart

When the Clitoris Maximus exudes a large flatulation sending the clitoris into a rapid flapping and vibrating motion, usually followed by violent orgasms, vaginal discharge and sometimes explosive excrement. Also known as a clit fart

"OMG did you hear when Mariacarmen clarted during the meeting? There was poop all over the boardroom."

by KJizzo July 18, 2017

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