Clooney

Noun: The Re-Telling of a joke that you already tried to tell but it fell flat or no one heard, so you try to make the same joke again when you should have just let it go. Just let it go, man...

Background: On a talk show once, George Clooney made a joke that apparently no one heard. Everyone was still laughing about something else. So he waited a moment until everyone finished laughing, and then repeated the exact same joke a SECOND TIME. That time he got the laughs for the joke.

SEE ALSO: Pulling a George. This one is much more nefarious. In this instance someone ELSE made a joke that nobody heard... except for you. And then when the laughter clears, you STEAL THEIR JOKE and tell it as if it was YOURS... so you get the laughs for THEIR JOKE. Don't pull a George, asshole!

"Dude, your joke was lame enough the first time... Definitely not worthy of pulling a Clooney!"

by JeffThaDov January 21, 2022

Clooney

another definition for clownery

idk just say clooney instead of clownery

by faggot2006x_ December 12, 2021

Cloonified

When a famous celebrity is incredibly influential at crippling a politician’s future.

When George Clooney wrote an op-ed to the New York Times he severely cloonified Joe Biden.

by anonymous July 21, 2024

Cloonified

When a famous celebrity cripples the political future of a politician.

When George Clooney sent his op-ed to the New York Times he cloonified Joe Biden.

by anonymous July 21, 2024

Cloonnik

A guy who thinks he’s superior to you in every way just because his in-game avatar is “better.”

This guy is being such a Cloonnik right now!

by Twiggy mcfearson November 23, 2025

Drew Clooney

Sounds like George Clooney but looks like Drew Carey

Noone can set a cold call like Drew Clooney.

by B-Ra September 8, 2011

connor clooney

Connor Clooney is a very nice and lovely person. He can show a selfish side on some occasions. He is generally selfless but struggles to deal with himself. Everybody loves a Connor Clooney.

Connor Clooney is the nicest person alive

by .............. June 28, 2017