up close sniper scope

It's when your sizing up a girl, and it's pretty obvious.

there really is none.

by j varone December 13, 2004

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Dangah Close

The gender opposite of a blumpkin. When a guy goes down on a girl while she is taking a shit. It is called dangah close becuase your tongue is very close to the shit hole while shit is coming out.

"Yo man after I got dat blumpkin from becky she said 'my turn' and I had to give her dat dangah close"

by Q-Ball13 January 25, 2010

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clogschnoggler • Clogston • Clogstrophobia • Nog Clogs • dumb clogs • Cleaver Clogs • clinky clogs • Cowboy Clogs • me clogs are going round • wiffle-clogs

"Man, that girls clog was so tight".

can be (should be, for full effect) used in conjunction with Dutchman's foot and floshed.

EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".

by dnb soldier June 3, 2010

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Closedverse

Another dumb Miiverse clone which people chose over the other ones, and nobody knows why. This site is for people who claim it's trash but they still use it anyways. Also you can't post gifs.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Closedverse? You should join!"
Person 2: "Nah nigga you guy Cedar is way better

by Moltern May 8, 2018

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clog the tube

To "waste" space on the internet, particularly by posting unrelated or incoherent statements on discussion forums, but can also be related to a number of different situations including correcting the spelling of another person's posting, pointing out the obvious, deliberate Karma whoring, stalking, perezhilton, and a host of other maladies that waste people's attention.

"Could you try not to clog the tube the next time you get drunk and decide to post on the internet?"

by Watershellin June 25, 2008

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