claire spaz

the claire spaz consists of a girl fainting at sight of blood from diabetic boy, cosequently getting her head stuck under the cabinet of the black board in her classroom

she then continuously shakes and spazms, frequently pukes and makes a noise resembling...brraaaa, brphmmmm, brrrrruuuuuup etc

she finally breaks free and is directed to the bathroom leaving a trail of puke splodges on the way....which are later covered up with sawdust.

NICE

girl: pah! ewww that girl is having a claire spaz.

boy: i thought she got shot through the window.

boy 2: i thought she was pregnant and fainted.

teacher: everyone go to the cloakroom.

by Shev0802 June 20, 2007

Marie-Claire

1. Describes a small troll like creature, ie. Gollum from The Lord of the Rings.
2. The person with this name will usually have blonde hair and big ears. Monkey like. 3. Couldn't dictate a following from an ass rape...

Those Marie-Claire's hiding their ugly heads under bridges and what not...

by Ruler of Azkabah January 29, 2009

dirty Claire

Dirty Claire means that she and the man she is fucking is about to cum. She sticks a tampon as a butt plug and uses it as a condom. Then forces it out of her vagina while cum is shooting out.

"Hey, did you hear? Zy did a dirty Claire last night! It was CRAZY!"

by bigtiddiesmilf September 10, 2021

Claire

A girl who will let you smash on her period and only tell you once it's too late.

"Jesus, I need a new set of sheets after last night. Classic Claire."

by Conch Fritter April 10, 2016

claire watkins

A basic ass bitch who wants 10 dicks shoved up her pussy

Claire Watkins is a salty fucking cracker

by NiqqA December 1, 2013

claire leiferman

a girl who is amazingly beautiful smart and cute

who is your hot girlfriend? oh her name is claire leiferman

by happkid23 January 3, 2014

claire hair

The state of hair in which hair dye has gone horribly wrong (ie patchy, discolored, all around ratchet)

That girl got some nasty Claire hair

by Claire Kleffman July 20, 2015