Cincinnati Steamer

Cincinnati Steamer

noun

An upgraded version of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein the act is performed on a pile of spaghetti—ideally topped with shredded cheddar—to honor Cincinnati’s sacred chili traditions.

“She said she was into Midwestern kinks, so I gave her the full Cincinnati Steamer—Skyline style.”

by r00gz April 3, 2025

Cincinnati Cuck Chair

When a husband is sitting in a hotel cuck chair and his wife is being banged on top of him in the chair.

Did you hear about Kevin? His wife made him a Cincinnati Cuck Chair last night. I think they’re in a open relationship.

by HOWYADOIN April 30, 2025

Cincinnati Leaf Blower

During the act of receiving head from a female, you throw a blanket over her body and trap her with your legs while farting on her head.

Yo Bro! I just gave my girlfriend’s mom the smelliest Cincinnati Leaf Blower

by Jeremy Fartburner June 1, 2025

Cincinnati rewind

This is a diabolical prank where you wipe your ass while keeping the toilet paper connected to the roll. Then you carefully rewind the used toilet paper back onto the roll so the next person to use it gets a stinky surprise. Cincinnasty!

If you're wondering why my hand smells so bad, it's because my friend from Ohio got me with the old Cincinnati rewind.

by AliceDumblewhore July 1, 2023

Cincinnati 3-Way

When two older men at the dog track who have major gambling addictions lose and decide to tag team a 10 dollar prostitute who is busted as hell.

Jimmy and Clinton lost their entire $274.62 life savings on lazy lightning (the grey hound at 10-1), so they say Recoba, the cheapest Ho in Cincinnati. So they borrow $10 from Rob and they give her a Cincinnati 3-Way behind the dumpster.

by 3MINATI’s Savior July 6, 2023

Cincinnati smacker

Taking a dump in your hand and smacking your gf upside her head.. only applies while in Cincinnati.

Cliff was getting his freak on last night and gave Jenny a Cincinnati smacker... she had shit stuck in her ears for days

by Karate Scotty August 27, 2023

Cincinnati Tuna Platter

When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.

Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.

by Delaware Seagull Shake August 31, 2023