Christy

A class act. Pure, uncut, real. Contains pineapple flavored juices. OPEN MINDED.....flirt by nature.

Crossing Christy could be hazardous to your health!

by da~bug December 19, 2016

there like crusty underwear

You know you can always rely on crusty underwear that has been sittin in the hamper for six days when it's Friday and you have to go to work and you don't have anymore underwear so you have to reach as far down in the hamper as you can to pull out those underwear because you don't have any more clean ones in your drawer and you're scrounging around trying to find some clean ones but you can't and the only pair you can wear are those crusty ones at the bottom of the hamper that when you put them on they feel a little moist and cool because they soaked up the wet towel body juice and the bottom of the hamper is so dark they stayed a cool temperature and are a little loose from wearing them all day long.

"Hey Seth, you gonna make it to the softball game on friday?" Seth replies, "I'm there like crusty underwear!'

by stud service July 1, 2011

Crustys

Undercloths that have been soaked with sperm either from repeated coitus(not likely) or self masturbation (oh yeah)

Dang Jim you better lay off the pipe. Your crustys are getting rank!

by Rightous Willy January 31, 2004

crusty

A group of 4 or more bums.

I got hit up by an entire crusty of bums. Now I'm broke and out of cigarettes. Next time I'll avoid the crusty.

by junethug December 31, 2009

Crusty

A word often used at Pontiac Township High school:
To describe a lower class person, (Offensive) Someone who can't afford (Or just doesn't want to look like a TOOL) Aeropostal, and or Abercrombie, Hollister ect. Someone who looks as if they never bathe.

Someone who you assume smells, although you're always dodging them in the hallway for fear that your nostrils will fill with their putrid sent.

A word created by people who are, for lack of a better word, insecure about themselves.

"Oh, dude. That chick is so crusty!"
"Why? Just because she can't afford douchebag clothes like you?"
"Exactly."
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"That's crusty."
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by Michael Pottttts March 7, 2011

Christy Ring

Legendary Irish hurler. One of few good things to come out of Cork.

The butthole.

"And it's Christy Ring with the ball, he let's fly with the hurl and ooooooohhhh... it flys, 90 miles an hour and the full back takes it right up the Christy Ring. That's gotta hurt."

by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008

crusty canyon

when a womans lubricating fludid crusts around her vagina

sam; "did you go down on her?"
luke; "i was gunna but she had a crusty canyon"
sam: "urgh i dont blame ya"

by crazybegger February 21, 2008