chowde

A gay guy that likes touching kids

Look at that chowde
Call to popo we found a chowde

by Your moms tittie December 29, 2015

Crowdered

To be horrible at baseball and finally do something half way decent, and have it taken away.

"Dude, you almost got hit, but that diving catch killed it. You got crowdered!"

"Damn kid, you always get crowdered!"

by Alphonse Reece October 18, 2008

choderiffic

Something having the qualities of a chode, like a faggot but chody

Stvalentine in khaz modan is choderiffic

by faygot mc pants February 3, 2008

semper chowdelis

The act of getting food only for oneself and ignoring the needs/wants of your friends.

Carner: (carrying food) Yum!
Jackson: Bring me any?
Carner: You never asked!
Jackson: Good, semper chowdelis Carner.

by terminallancecoollio December 7, 2011

choader

An individual in possession of a choad. Used either as literal description or figuratively, as an insult.

Poor chap, turns out he's a choader.

Get the fuck out my face, you choader!

by Big Pete December 3, 2003

Chowser

The creepy guy who leaves kiss-assy comments on social networking sites for girls he doesn't even know.

Secretly hopes it will lead to a friendship or something romantic.

Girl 1 : Yo, who's that guy who keeps writing on your facebook wall?

Girl 2: I don't even know him.

Girl. What a fuckin' Chowser.

by AintNoChowzaa January 8, 2008

crowder

(krau-der) : in relation to or in direct reference of the hair follicles coming down from the southern portion of the cranium.

I am working on growing my crowder! It will be as beautiful as David Crowder's

by JohnJohn1186 September 15, 2005