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Miss Chong

The best Information Technology teacher to ever exist. Extremely knowledgeable with very effective teaching methods. Every question asked will be answered without fail.
Poom: "Miss Chong, will you let me sit on your chair if I get an A*?"

Miss Chong: "No"
by hanumannnnnn March 6, 2019
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Hwa Chong

the true L school, only knows how to ching chong ching chong every day
their canteen is full of bird shit and the food looks awful
the boys there are constantly high on drugs and always get into trouble
gay school
by FlappyPhoenix March 13, 2024
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Chong Fart

The nickname of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina star Gavin Leatherwood. Even though Wikipedia lists his ancestry as ''mostly of Irish with Native American, English, Spanish and Welsh ancestry,'' one has to admit that he indeed resembles a PSY-esque K-pop fuckboy.

In addition to the aforementioned resemblance, if one attempts to pause the show at any moment Chong is on screen, one would feast one's eyes on a pseudo-flirtatious wrinkled forehead that reminds one of an unpleasant session on the toilette during a diarrhoea episode that every person is so accustomed to.

Thus, the nickname Chong Fart.
by Suka Gebly October 20, 2024
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Ray-Don-Chong

v. To say its on or its going down!
"Its on like Ray-Don-Chong!"
by Dank Ass Robba June 15, 2012
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Chong

What private school boys say when they want to use a vape but don’t want the teachers to find out
Oi let’s go for a chong sesh
by Fatboi1234 April 16, 2019
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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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chong

noun: a vape / ecig
verb: to vape
“pass me my chong , will you?”

i’m going out for a chong”
by shagginghellman September 4, 2022
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