chong

A slang word for vape

Eli : Hey elisa, do you have a chong?
Elisa: No sorry girl, my mum caught me.

by baileewailee May 28, 2023

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Chong

To smoke; usually a joint/spliff or blunt.

Friend 1 "That smells like some good weed man"

Friend 2 "It is! Here, have a chong of this!"

by pikypedia August 17, 2024

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What private school boys say when they want to use a vape but don’t want the teachers to find out

Oi let’s go for a chong sesh

by Fatboi1234 April 16, 2019

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n. chong
vb. to chong, chonging

to vape, or juul (for the yankees)
usually refers to a fat tank, such as a chunky smok or Aspire mod

chad: yo, you got chong?
david: nah, but i was just chonging in the bathroom with Spike

by adesintern January 18, 2021

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Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!

Look at Chong!(Wow)

by Chong270 August 22, 2019

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