Cheeto Lock

Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.

Somebody help me unlock the bathroom. Wade has passed out from Cheeto Lock.

by Thenormandy January 6, 2022

Cheeto Balls

Cheeto Balls

I love Cheeto Balls!!!!

by cheeto_ball May 9, 2022

chelmetsexual

A person attracted a to a layer a rancid moldy cheese-like substance located on the helmet of a gentlemens penis.

Hi am a chelmetsexual, I love chelmets bro.

by hunschtvedgeon July 13, 2022

Cheetling

The act of fingering a girl with Cheeto residue (aka cheetle) on your fingers.

We were cheetling last night and now she has a UTI.

by Smrt Teacher August 11, 2022

Cheeto Whore

A girl who loves cheetos, looks like a cheeto, and loves sucking dick

Your mom is dressed like a cheeto whore. Lol I bet your dad is excited.

by ilovedmitrimendeleev January 25, 2023

Cheetle

Cheeto dust

Cheetle on my fingers.

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 13, 2023

Cheeto Bush

The effect of one eating cheetos with a mustache and/or beard and the power embedding itself into one mustache and/or beard forcing said person to wash there entire face.

Damn these cheetos are good, but I'm gonna need to wash my face so I don't get Cheeto bush

by goat of anger April 5, 2023