Crapperjacked

When a person is about to go to the bathroom and someone else sits down first.

I walked into the bathroom to take a dump, but before I could get my pants down I was crapperjacked by my toddler.

by HappyPoopersAreHappyPeople May 27, 2016

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Chappelling

The act of having anything and everything go wrong at the same time. Unfortunate events happening with particularly poor timing. Known sarcastically as, "really killing it right now, guys".

You know you're just Chappelling it up when you go to start a timed quiz on your labtop for pharm and your charging cord lights on fire.

by TheERSlimShady October 12, 2016

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Chipper then a cricket

An old Yankee term used in New England for "very well". Often shortened to "Chipper'n a cricket".

She's as chipper then a cricket today.

by Sirberlinnh June 9, 2017

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chapter 53

Read Blood Bank.

Man, that Yaoi was sick. Especially chapter 53.

by Don't judge me man August 21, 2017

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Yellow, leather, insulated mittens from Minnesota.

Origin: Motorcyclists eager to get their bikes out after a long Minnesota winter would head out of state on their bikes wearing these yellow mittens for warmth. They would show up in the warmer climates still wearing their mittens and out of towners started calling the yellow mittens "choppers" in reference to both their bikes and winter weather gear.

Out of towner biker: Nice yellow gloves dickhole!

Minnesota biker:They're not gloves they're choppers you vagina monologue.

by MKUltra64 January 31, 2018

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